spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(via overfierce)

puppy-enthusiast:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens, via e-x-p-e-n-d-a-b-l-e)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via wetfloors)

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

(via enlarging)