If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

(via just-my-funny-life)


I really want someone who will curl up with me, stroke my hair and call me beautiful while at the same time I want someone to push me against the wall, spank me, and roughly fuck me.

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" Ok so why the fuck….. "


u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

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